1. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
4. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
5. Bond. James Bond.
6. I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
7. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
8. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
9. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
12. Hi! Can I buy you a car?
13. Will you marry me and have my children? (unfortunate side-effects: beware!)
14. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] : I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
15. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
16. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
17. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?